this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
When you say you like muse and people think you like
when in fact you’re just a weeaboo